Greetings homies and homettes. You know the good word. It’s #BustyFriday. Now while I hope this post isn’t the only busty part of your Friday, I’ll come to deliver one player every Friday who’s got some big titty bust potential. Not that I expect their szn to fall apart like Post Malone but their ADP is just to zamn high for my liking.
TODAY’S BUSTY FRIDAY PICK
Mike Evans - WR (TB)
Current ADP: 21, WR8
Winston was bad, Evans was bad, the running back formerly known as Doug Martin was bad. Dirk Koetter was worse. It doesn’t matter. The Bucs were bad and will be again considering their division. And Dirk Koetter.
Things I’d prefer doing over drafting Mike Evans as WR8: watch an entire szn of The Big Bang Theory, kiss a stripper, put pineapple on my pizza.
In 2017, Evans joined a group of only Randy Moss and A.J. Green to start their career off with 4-straight 1,000 receiving szns. He finished with 1,001 yards - and it took him 136 targets to do it. It took Evans 16 weeks to register his first, and only 100-yard game in 2017. A perennial 1st round pick in 2017 drafts, Evans caught only 5 touchdowns despite seeing the 6th highest endzone target share (43%) in the NFL. His catch rate (52.5%) was the 84th lowest in the NFL and what’s worse is that his catchable target rate (72.1%) still ranks him 67th. And as per usual, his YAC (1.6) ranks him almost dead last in the NFL (117th). Continued in 1st comment...