Is it you? Someone who bought a Powerball ticket in Santa Monica is a whole lot happier now. The ticket matched 5 of 6 numbers, for a jackpot of $1.2 million. Lottery officials say the lucky winner still hasn't stepped forward yet. If you bought yours in Santa Monica better go back and check those tickets!
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