“When a woman breastfeeds her kid it’s ‘natural’ and ‘beautiful’, but when I breastfeed my dog it’s ‘disgusting’ and ‘an abomination’.” #chiweenie #dogsofinstagram #cuddletime #snoreslikeawoodchipper #whatisthatquotefrom #wasitjustadream #dejavu #milkmustache #harveymilk #harveybirdmanattorneyatlaw #birdlaw #judelaw #damejudydench #morelikeDAMNjudydench #damndamndamn #kenanthompson #snl #ripphilhartman
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#jockjamuary #wintersports ❄️⛸️🚑 @jason_priestley #figureskating #sketchcomedy #livefromnewyork #philhartman @danacarvey #ripphilhartman #oooh #sideburns #crash #classicsnlskit @lash0319 @rushanotrussia @wendypants @david_tuchman @maggieserota
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2 months ago
Just found this old painting from 2001
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2 months ago
"Dear Santa, Can you send me a bike and a slinky?" "No! Your father's been laid off!" - I fucking love Sinbad! #ripphilhartman
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2 months ago
Two sweet men, bubbling over with unprecedented comedic genius and the all too elusive gift of timing. I cried for both of you. Sometimes when I see your work, I still weep in between belly laughs and the admiration of your collective artistry. #ripchrisfarley #ripphilhartman #20years #snl #thebest #physicalcomedy #comedicvulnerability #groundlings #secondcity #legacy @chrisrock @davidspade
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2 months ago
Favourite Christmas movie, ever. . . . #turboman #sinbad #ripphilhartman
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2 months ago
DAY TWO : JINGLE ALL THE WAY . And on the #SecondDayOfChristmas I recommend you revisit the nineties Christmas classic, Jingle All the Way. I remember watching Arnold in this one almost every year since I've been alive. It's got laughs, heart, a super relatable plot about forgetting to get that hard to find gift (@kimkardashian please remake this but with yeezys), and great performances from the supporting cast (#RIPPhilHartman , #Sinbad where you been, #JakeLloyd went to prison and played Anakin Skywalker #podracing). So go watch this now and fight the urge to: punch Todd, speak like Schwarzenegger for the rest of the month, and purchase a real TurboMan off eBay. Seriously, why don't they make those? . . #TurboMan #ItsTurboTime #JingleAllTheWay #arnoldschwarzenegger #philhartman #christmas #festive #christmasmovies #festiveaf #TwelveDaysofChristmas #twelvedaysofchristmasmovies
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2 months ago
I'm no computer but I'm pretty sure this is morse code for, "Jingle All the Way is the greatest Christmas movie of all time." If not it should be.
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2 months ago
Everybody here just calls me Vickie. #alcatraz #ripphilhartman
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Thanks to @lopmaze and @rowdyrobbypiper for this! I actually had to have it explained to me because I haven't watched The Simpsons since Season 2, but it's hilarious and will make a nice addition to my next apartment, and a loving tribute to Phil Hartman. 😁#TheSimpsons #TroyMcClure #RIPPhilHartman #PIsForPsycho #Psycho #AlfredHitchcock #AlfredHitchcork
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3 months ago
It's #colonblow for your insatiable media appetite. #snl #ripphilhartman #googlefiber
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