#thedailymail got this one wrong! Ivanka was leaving to get on a plane, not JUST heading to work at the White House. She doesn’t have a luxurious schedule, so please don’t report #fakenews THANKS!
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Hawaiians Flood Pornhub Moments After Doomsday Threat Revealed False
Following last weekend’s erroneous #ballistic#missile alert – an accident that sent crowds of people fleeing restaurants and stores in a frenzied #panic – millions of #Hawaiians took to Pornhub.com to ease their tension.
In the minutes after the fraudulent missile alert was sent at 8:07 am, traffic plunged some 77% below its level from a typical Saturday. "Based on real-time, per-minute page-views, and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, our #statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07am immediately after the warning was sent out. By 8:23 am, traffic was a massive -77% below that of a typical Saturday," #Pornhub said.
As #theDailyMail pointed out, the website experienced its lowest traffic from #Hawaii at 8:23 am. The number of viewers started surging back at around 8:45 am, when citizens were informed that it had been a #falsealarm.
In the minutes after the alert was canceled, traffic from Hawaii soared. By 8:50 am, traffic had climbed nearly 50% above normal levels, as #RT pointed out. "Traffic began to return to normal and Hawaiians collectively breathed a sigh of relief," Pornhub said. "Those seeking further relief headed back to Pornhub where page views surged +48% above typical levels at 9:01am." Some on #Reddit quickly took the opportunity to make a joke of #porn habits on #doomsday.